jane

1. (jane) (1149↑, 328↓)

short term name for marijuana...people who smoke pot often love Jane's the name of the most beautiful woman in the world, other woman were so jelous of Jane's that they made up a term for Jane's calling them plain because it rhymed and made them feel better about themselves cause they were not names jane and they are ugly. janes are always the girls with the sense of humor in any group jane's can also be that girl that had a crush on you in high school but you never dated, then she shows up at the reunion lookin all hot and successfull, then you kick your self in the ass for not being nicer to her because now she is hot and wont give you the time of day. jane's are better then everyone, and are usually associated with class and wealth and beauty the hot girl next door that you grew up next too is always named, or should always be named jane

guy: "that jane aint no plain" girl: "dammit i wish my name was jane." dude: "hey man light the jane and pass it" other dude: "man do i love smokin the jane"

Author: highschool lover http://jane.urbanup.com/1889575

2. (Jane) (491↑, 143↓)

1. A plain, understated girl who is still unbelievably hot 2. Short for weed 3. A name used in a bunch of awesome songs

1. Damn, Jane is so hot even in that boring sweatshirt 2. Dude, I'm pickin up an ounce of Jane this weekend. 3. (Lady Jane, Sweet Jane, Baby Jane)

Author: JAROBA http://jane.urbanup.com/3578807

3. (Jane) (668↑, 368↓)

Someone who is very average in appearance and everything else, even though everyone wants to be her and thinks she is gorgeous. "Plain Jane"

Everyone else: "Jane, your pictures are so pretty, you are so going to be a model. Every night I pray to God that I'll wake up and look like you." Dan: (sigh) "That girl's smile could brighten anyone's day\!"

Author: anonymous http://jane.urbanup.com/455013

4. (jane) (428↑, 157↓)

n. Jane's are the beautiful, funny, and care-free people of the world. The exact opposite of their nickname, "Plain Jane"

Guy: Look at that hot Jane over there. I'm gonna go ask her out. Other Guy: Not if I get there first.

Author: smile, smile, smiile,, http://jane.urbanup.com/2987168

5. (Jane) (357↑, 156↓)

n. a person who does everything more beautifully, easily and stress-free than you...and even if she doesn't she'll lie and say she does n. one who is always overly-happy and never admits to facing failures or challenges

All the Janes in my life have their babies in three pushes and leave the hosptital wearing their size 3 jeans. This Jane in my neighborhood always has homemade cookies and fresh-squeezed lemonade for snacks as opposed to my packaged Goldfish and juice boxes. "That's fabulous\! I can't wait to get their files\!" exclaimed the Jane in the office next door genuinely as she took on three extra clients in addition to her already packed 80 hour work week.

Author: The Kept Woman http://jane.urbanup.com/2395900

6. (Jane) (262↑, 65↓)

Plain. But inside, shes waiting to come out\! She's actually fun, caring, nice, helpful, awesome and MORE\! So get to know your Jane, before she slips away, because ALL Jane's are worth knowing. There defiantly the best of friends, the best friend you'll EVER have. :)

Any girl named Jane

Author: Jane The Great http://jane.urbanup.com/4059147

7. (Jane) (254↑, 61↓)

someone who is an all around better than everyone else. a girl who is hotter, better at sex, smarter, and more gifted then you could ever attempt to be.

boy: im braking up with you girl: ah\! why? (sobs quietly) boy: because im in love with Jane girl: oh. i understand. she is perfect in everyway

Author: the official non-plain Jane http://jane.urbanup.com/4051104

8. (Jane) (31↑, 7↓)

Although a small innocent creature, Jane is a fun packed little bundle of fun\! She is the sweetest thing you will ever find and she is definitely one of a kind\! Jane is really easy to get along with and when friends with her, you just don't want to let go of her\! If anyone can bring out a smile, it is Jane\! If your name is Jane, consider it an honour, because you will achieve alot in life and make alot of people happy\! Even though Jane is small, her beautiful face and amazing personality makes size not count. Always up for a dirty talk, Jane is sure to send you away with great memories\!

Jane's Dirty Talk: I'm Wild\!

Author: chocchipmuffin http://jane.urbanup.com/5973013

9. (Jane) (28↑, 13↓)

Freak-in awesome and good looking. will always be kind as long as you haven't pissed her off. She's always got the boys chasing her. very talented and skillful, can always help you in any category. Jane's are usually tanned and beautiful and they are always gorgeous even without trying. is often associated with chelsea's as they make a good match. ;) extremely funny and always good company. a true friend

look out jane... here come the crowd of boys wanna to take you out. ;)

Author: daiseroo http://jane.urbanup.com/5943022

10. (jane) (17↑, 8↓)

amazingly hot and smart and funny and nice\! the best person ull ever meet. really good in bed 2 ;) always has guys chasing her. if u dont already no a jane get 2 no 1\!

"woah that chick is hot" "no s*** man, shes a jane"

Author: dan00001 http://jane.urbanup.com/6096293

11. (Jane) (8↑, 3↓)

Janes always smile and know how to make others laugh. They're popular with both guys and girls. A Jane is everyone's best friend and gets invited to all the best parties. At parties, everyone wants to hug a Jane, just to be able to touch a Jane, hoping her magnificence will rub off onto them. Janes come across as confident, but they're essentially quite shy. Jane is the sort of girl that every boy wants to date, but is afraid to ask. That's disappointing, though, because Janes are a great catch. Guys are missing out because Janes are low maintenance and easy going. They like the great outdoors but have been known to snuggle up with a guy and a good movie. And the sex? Whoa\! Janes absolutely bring it in the bedroom... and the kitchen... and the backseat of the car... and grandma's veggie patch... and behind the stir fry display in the supermarket.

Guy 1: Jane is my best friend. Girl: No, Jane is MY best friend\! Guy 2: There are not enough Janes in this world. I want to surprise my partner with some sponteneous sex in a unique place. I'd better go ask Jane for advice\!

Author: RiceB http://jane.urbanup.com/6242080

12. (jane) (9↑, 6↓)

beautiful girl, the "plain jane" phrase is the exact opposite of who she really is. fun, sexy, and always makes you feel like you mean something. She's smart, and never fails to make you smile. Who couldn't love Jane?

boy: im leaving you girl: why? boy:she's perfect and i want to make her happy girl: who? boy: Jane. girl: say no more

Author: toughyetsoft http://jane.urbanup.com/6132508

13. (Jane) (17↑, 81↓)

An ugly smug bitch who thinks she's prettier, better, and smarter than everyone else, she's a pompous little anti-christ\! She has few friends and is often questioned of her sexuality. If she doesn't like you she will do anything to make you miserable, she will try to get you in trouble, and she is a backstabber. •Fake. •Arrogant. •Narcissist. •Attention Whore. •Buck toothed. •Two-faced. •Egocentric. •Self righteous. She is in love with the faggy scene band " Black Veil Brides ", and in love with the closet homo in charge of it all... Andy Six. J: Jealous A: Arrogant N: Narcissistic E: EVIL

Dumbass: *reads definition* ...What?\! Jane is totally awesome, really funny, modest, and smart\! I love her\! Me: What?\! *points at dumbass*...this boys and girls is what drugs do to you, depleting all brain cells and thus making you a degenerate crack head. -Stay away from Jane, she is surrounded with smug..it's really hard to breath near her\!

Author: jayy&kayy http://jane.urbanup.com/5964148

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Last updated: 2012.03.01